words@brothersgibb.com message digest 04/08/2014 00:01 (#2014-5082)

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1Why was I gone?cmathis@brothersgibb.com
Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2014 20:01:24 -0400 From: "Chris Mathis" <cmathis@brothersgibb.com> Subject: RE: Why was I gone? -----Original Message----- A reasonable question. The easiest explanation is one I gave to my daughter on a somewhat separate matter a long while ago. --- Yea, this will really help with any insecurity issues that she may have growing up! :) -- Was there some sort've radioactive experiment that occurred when mom was pregnant? And if so, why is it I have don't have super powers." ---- Are you originally from the Planet Krypton? Except for the super powers part, this would explain a lot. --- 1) My mother's parents were cousins. That could certainly account for a thing or two. --- Your two Grandfather's??? Yes, that may explain a lot... --- This may have resulted in exposure to fallout from radioactive testing in the Bikini atoll, or things of that nature. --- Yes the dreaded "Bikini Toll" ... It's called marriage :) --- As for super powers, there have been rumors of artistic talent, musical talent, absurdly high aptitude for Calculus and foreign languages, and something or another regarding a Rubik's cube, from what I hear. The only super power I have is the power of invisibility, and that only seems to work when I am standing in the crosswalk on Forest Avenue. But I'm working on that... --- I believe this, you disappeared from the list for 9 years... --- So, there you have it, people of brothersgibb.com, the truth. Sorry to be unpredictable. But it's nice to be back... -- It's great to see you back. If I had a dollar for every time very someone asked "What ever happened to David Garcia?" Ok, so I would only have 3 bucks, but that is beside the point... Kidding, a lot of people have asked over the years, it is great to see that you are still alive and kicking somewhere in NYC. Chris... End words@brothersgibb.com message digest 04/08/2014 00:01 (#2014-5082)