(#2002-2710) - Topics This Issue: 1) Uh-oh J-Lo 2) There goes the neighborhood ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 08 Jun 2002 23:24:33 -0600 From: "Kay Fleitz" Subject: Re: Uh-oh J-Lo I love it! I can just see Sharon Osborne and Linda throwing coconuts and pineapples over the fence while Ozzie and Barry scream, "I'm the f****** Prince of Darkness!!" Yes, indeed, that should drive the property value up some. lololol *************************** >From: som3 >Reply-To: words@brothersgibb.com >To: "words List Member" >Subject: Re: Uh-oh J-Lo >Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 21:01:14 -0700 > >Or maybe they should just send over the Osbournes to take care of rude >neighbors. > >Michelle S > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Kay Fleitz" >To: "words List Member" >Sent: Friday, June 07, 2002 2:02 PM >Subject: Uh-oh J-Lo > > > > According to Access Hollywood and the Associated Press, J-Lo and hubby >Cris > > Judd have separated after nine months of marriage. No reason was given >for > > the split, which was believed to be a mutual decision. > > > > Wonder how or if this will affect the purchase of the house between >Barry > > and Robin. And whether this will become a party pad for J-Lo. > > > > Someone ought to get Barry a BIG bottle of aspirin and some earplugs. >And > > maybe a baseball bat for Linda to keep handy just in case any parties >spill > > over onto Gibbland. > > > > Kay > > > > _________________________ _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 09 Jun 2002 00:11:13 -0600 From: "Kay Fleitz" Subject: There goes the neighborhood I guess J-Lo isn't too bad when you realize someone like Ozzie could've bought the house. Can't you just see the picture: Linda and Barry invite the new neighbors over for tea. In comes Ozzie (drunk as usual), Sharon carrying a couple of her yappy little dogs, Jack trailed by his bulldog, and Kelly - well, enough said there. Ozzie spends the next two hours arguing loudly with Stephen as to who has the most tattoos. (Tho who can be sure what the blazes Ozzie is saying anyway?) Sharon follows Dick Ashby around giving him "helpful" information about setting up the BeeGees next tour. (Maybe the Brothers can join next year's Ozzfest, huh, Dick?) Kelly decides to give Ali a new hairdo - and color. (Daddy, do you like the color chartreus or purple better?) Jack and Michael play video games with the volume set on overload. Linda races around the house picking up the "souvenirs" left by the Osbournes' dogs and tries to keep Jack's pooch from eating the furniture. Barry hides in a closet with his head in his hands. Yep, I'm beginning to think J-Lo may not be such a bad neighbor after all. Think I'll go back to watching Much Ado About Nothing. My imagination is going wayyyy too wild tonite. Kay _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ End words@brothersgibb.com Digest [06/09/2002 06:01] ----------------------------------------------------